The Dirt Drifters

anyone ever wish there was about 40 hours in a day ???

I got so much stuff to do that I just would rather not sleep

Just got outa bed...did the ole earnest tubb "walk the floor"

damn that is a good song, there was this jukebox at a bar in Tahlequah that would play that song...well actually I would pay it to play it...

its midnight and I want a jukebox, a pool table and a six pack of beer...I wonder if watson's is still open ?? you think I could break in there and a get away with a full sized table...well wait a minute, that would mean I would have to clean my basement, to make room...HELL NO...

I used to go to this other bar that had a jukebox that had "fire on the mountain" ! now that is the shite...and it also Marty Robbins "Big Iron"....

that's it,,, It's Midnight and Im about to write a song about the old west !!!...and everyone but the good guy dies !!! Hmmmm what do I call it... how about "the last ballad of Earl Thomas Conley" .. I could see that flying up the charts !

what the hell is wrong with country music today...all these people like myself playing loud guitars and wearing t shirts... I want a fiddle n steel and some pants that are so damn tight that my grandchildren cant have children... I want a big hairdoo... like somebody killed a beaver and threw it on my head...something that will make Marty Stuart jealous...I want to stand in one spot, for a full 1 hour show, do nothing but smile everynow and then... give me a rhinestone suit and some white cowboy boots...thats it

its now 12:20 and I am thinking about changing the name of the band to THE RHINESTONES !!!

thats it im going to bed

~Matt "Beaver Helmet-Gunslinger" FLeener